Monday, March 09, 2009
Wanna Hear a Joke?
So now that The Phi has been introduced to jokes, she asks me all the time to tell her a joke. Unfortunately my inventory of jokes appropriate for a 3 year old is very very limited. So I am turning to you. My blog readers (aka my Mom and sisters). Leave me a comment with all the kid appropriate jokes you know. The Phi is getting very tired of the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke. Plus she doesn't even get that one.
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Well, my daughter's new favorite joke goes like this:ReplyDelete
"police" "police who?"
"police let us in, it's cold out here."
and the second part is:
"doris locked, that's why i had to knock."
"car go beep beep"
What do cows do for fun? Listen to moo-sic.ReplyDelete
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
You don't have to cry about it.
Canoe hear me knocking?
Maybe it's a stretch. Especially if you don't pronounce "Canoe" correctly, as I did when I tried to tell Ashley this joke...kind of ruins it.
Isabella's favorite one lately that I hear over and over is...ReplyDelete
(which you have to say before they finish the line...interrupting cow who?)
The Phi seems like a "Yo Mamma" kinda joke kid....lol..j/k....lolReplyDelete
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drum sticks...
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a camera?
What is a cow's favorite school activity?
What makes music on your head?
A head band
No lie, I saw a chicken cross the road once. I think it was trying to get away from my dog. He kinda likes chicken.ReplyDelete