Punk Rock Parents: Wanna Hear a Joke?

Monday, March 09, 2009

Wanna Hear a Joke?

So now that The Phi has been introduced to jokes, she asks me all the time to tell her a joke. Unfortunately my inventory of jokes appropriate for a 3 year old is very very limited. So I am turning to you. My blog readers (aka my Mom and sisters). Leave me a comment with all the kid appropriate jokes you know. The Phi is getting very tired of the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke. Plus she doesn't even get that one.
Rock On, Elissa L. at 12:35 PM

8 comments:

  1. Well, my daughter's new favorite joke goes like this:
    "knock knock"
    "who's there?"
    "police" "police who?"
    "police let us in, it's cold out here."
    and the second part is:
    "knock knock"
    "who's there?"
    "doris"
    "doris who?"
    "doris locked, that's why i had to knock."

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  2. "knock knock"
    "who's there?"
    "cargo"
    "cargo who"
    "car go beep beep"
    Have fun!!!

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  3. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Try this...
    http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes

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  4. What do cows do for fun? Listen to moo-sic.


    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    WHO'S THERE?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?



    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    You don't have to cry about it.

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  5. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Canoe
    Canoe who?
    Canoe hear me knocking?

    Maybe it's a stretch. Especially if you don't pronounce "Canoe" correctly, as I did when I tried to tell Ashley this joke...kind of ruins it.

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  6. Isabella's favorite one lately that I hear over and over is...

    "Knock, Knock?"
    "Who's there?"
    "Interrupting cow."
    "Interrupti..."
    "MOOOOO!!!"
    (which you have to say before they finish the line...interrupting cow who?)

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  7. Anonymous3:23 PM

    The Phi seems like a "Yo Mamma" kinda joke kid....lol..j/k....lol

    How about:

    Why did the turkey join the band?
    Because he had drum sticks...

    What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a camera?
    A snapshot

    What is a cow's favorite school activity?
    Moo-sic

    What makes music on your head?
    A head band

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  8. No lie, I saw a chicken cross the road once. I think it was trying to get away from my dog. He kinda likes chicken.

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