tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post3926357879720866939..comments2024-02-19T00:39:01.035-08:00Comments on Punk Rock Parents: Wanna Hear a Joke?Elissa L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08086984047145602012noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-66522730203103583762009-03-13T01:51:00.000-07:002009-03-13T01:51:00.000-07:00No lie, I saw a chicken cross the road once. I thi...No lie, I saw a chicken <A HREF="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cindylu/222619161/" REL="nofollow">cross the road</A> once. I think it was trying to get away from my dog. He kinda likes chicken.cindyluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09153325833848911874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-65313924641193831952009-03-10T15:23:00.000-07:002009-03-10T15:23:00.000-07:00The Phi seems like a "Yo Mamma" kinda joke kid.......The Phi seems like a "Yo Mamma" kinda joke kid....lol..j/k....lol<BR/><BR/>How about:<BR/><BR/>Why did the turkey join the band?<BR/>Because he had drum sticks...<BR/><BR/>What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a camera?<BR/>A snapshot<BR/><BR/>What is a cow's favorite school activity?<BR/>Moo-sic<BR/><BR/>What makes music on your head?<BR/>A head bandAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-5183429946037016472009-03-09T23:11:00.000-07:002009-03-09T23:11:00.000-07:00Isabella's favorite one lately that I hear over an...Isabella's favorite one lately that I hear over and over is...<BR/><BR/>"Knock, Knock?"<BR/>"Who's there?"<BR/>"Interrupting cow."<BR/>"Interrupti..."<BR/>"MOOOOO!!!"<BR/>(which you have to say before they finish the line...interrupting cow who?)About Me:https://www.blogger.com/profile/07451013889802508056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-65082683933626067502009-03-09T22:25:00.000-07:002009-03-09T22:25:00.000-07:00Knock knockWho's there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe hear m...Knock knock<BR/>Who's there?<BR/>Canoe<BR/>Canoe who?<BR/>Canoe hear me knocking?<BR/><BR/>Maybe it's a stretch. Especially if you don't pronounce "Canoe" correctly, as I did when I tried to tell Ashley this joke...kind of ruins it.Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03133855885209924292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-67108495039573455412009-03-09T19:27:00.000-07:002009-03-09T19:27:00.000-07:00What do cows do for fun? Listen to moo-sic.Knock k...What do cows do for fun? Listen to moo-sic.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Knock knock.<BR/>Who's there?<BR/>Banana.<BR/>Banana who?<BR/>Knock knock.<BR/>Who's there?<BR/>Banana.<BR/>Banana who?<BR/>Knock knock.<BR/>WHO'S THERE?<BR/>Orange.<BR/>Orange who?<BR/>Orange you glad I didn't say banana?<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>Knock knock.<BR/>Who's there?<BR/>Boo.<BR/>Boo who?<BR/>You don't have to cry about it.Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13716690020687995783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-37359850083386527042009-03-09T14:59:00.000-07:002009-03-09T14:59:00.000-07:00Try this...http://kids.yahoo.com/jokesTry this...<BR/>http://kids.yahoo.com/jokesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-30581513259199225432009-03-09T14:36:00.000-07:002009-03-09T14:36:00.000-07:00"knock knock""who's there?""cargo""cargo who""car ..."knock knock"<BR/>"who's there?"<BR/>"cargo"<BR/>"cargo who"<BR/>"car go beep beep"<BR/>Have fun!!!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10035531932092950432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18511121.post-16196933916576964282009-03-09T14:13:00.000-07:002009-03-09T14:13:00.000-07:00Well, my daughter's new favorite joke goes like th...Well, my daughter's new favorite joke goes like this: <BR/>"knock knock" <BR/>"who's there?" <BR/>"police" "police who?" <BR/>"police let us in, it's cold out here." <BR/>and the second part is: <BR/>"knock knock" <BR/>"who's there?" <BR/>"doris" <BR/>"doris who?" <BR/>"doris locked, that's why i had to knock."Sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345451863766831615noreply@blogger.com