Punk Rock Parents

A Safety Message from The Phi:

If you are under 4 feet tall Hot Topic is a dangerous place. As you are walking around admiring the latest in ear plugs and colors of manic panic hair color, keep an eye out. You maybe looking at a cute "I Listen to Guns and Roses with My Mom" shirt and out of no where one of these wallet chain things may **smack** right in your face. At this height you are the perfect size for those chains to hit you right in the head. And chances are the teenage boy with tight pants and guyliner will not even notice his unnecessarily long wallet chain has hit you, even after you have started wailing. Believe me kiddies I am speaking from experience. So please, toddlers of the world, if your wanna-be punk parents insist that you wander around Hot Topic beware of those emo teenagers and their wallet chains.