Monday, January 05, 2009

Thee List

You all know about "Thee List" right? Like on that Friends episode, the list of 5 celebrities you get to sleep with. Well PR Dad has never agreed to such terms, but I came up with my list anyways. Just in case.

# 5- Oscar de la Hoya

I have been a loyal Oscar fan for many many years. Yes even after the last fight and his failed attempt at a music career. He has grown up from that scrawny Olympic champion to a beautiful man. That big giant smile and even that voice. He is the only Mexican-American on my list. So why did he make #5. Well this list is about celebrities you would "sleep" with and well as hot as he is Oscar does not strike me as fantastic in the sack. He seems a bit self-absorbed. But hell if he wants to prove me wrong.....

#4- Matt Damon

Oh the blue eyes, and those lips. My god that beautiful mouth of his. I think I first fell for him back in Good Will Hunting. And he is in all those action movies where he is all running and sexy and stuff. He married a Latina and well that gives him points in my book. When he did that video with Sarah Silverman "I'm F***ing Matt Damon" he found a permanent place on my list for being hot and funny.

#3- Drake Bell

Drake is the latest addition to thee list. You can tell I am a Mom when an actor from a Nickelodeon show makes it to my list. Yes that is the guy from the show "Drake and Josh". I know I know. No worries he is 22 years old, so its all legal. He has the longish shaggy hair I love and well he is a musician. Damn I am a sucker for guys who can play guitar and sing. Recently I had a pretty x-rated dream about Drake. And well that dream is what got him to the #3 spot.

#2- Brandon BoydThe lead singer of Incubus, Brandon is a rock God. A beautiful beautiful man. He is a artist, a writer, a singer, a musician, a surfer, and a local boy. Doesn't get much better. I actually went to junior college with him. I have seen him in concert many times and each time he is amazing. You can often find him shirtless playing bongos. He has the long brown hair, tattoos galore, and ear plugs. But just the voice alone is enough to fall in love with him.

#1- Johnny Knoxville

Yes that crazy bastard of Jackass fame. He is my #1. He is loud and crazy and funny. He is not your typical movie star Brad Pitt sexy, but a more rugged manly kind of sexy. I love his sense of style. Something about his lack of self control that puts him at the top of my list. I find him insanely hot and will sit through a Jackass movie just to watch him.

So that's my list. I am dying to know....who is on your list?


  1. Anonymous4:42 AM

    Oh,yes...I have my list. I think if most people saw my list though they might think something was wrong with me :P

    It's daughters and i have a running joke about Drake Bell being my boyfriend after I purposefully googled him just to find out if he was of consenting age haha!

  2. drake? maybe i need to start watching that show

  3. Anonymous12:10 PM

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  4. Anonymous2:09 PM

    I would have to whole heartedly agree with the Brandon Boyd addition. YUMMY!

  5. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Johnny Knoxville is on my list. Very high on my list. I just love him. He's so sexy,gutsy, bold and awesome.

  6. Anonymous8:12 PM

    Brad Pitt- his looks alone melt me
    Matthew McConaughey- his voice makes my knees weak and i lose all focus
    Taye Diggs - oh my....Did you see him in "How stella got her grove back"?
    That guy who Diane lane had the affair with in Unfaithful...HOLY CRAP! I think I have a thing for accents...and his long hair...his aggressiveness..
    and the last one would be...
    Joey from, not the real guy but the actual character...yes i"m a dork

  7. Rob Zombie
    Jesse James
    Edward Cullen (in my mind, he is REAL)
    Christopher Meloni
    Ben Roethlisberger
    and i'll add one more since Edward isn't really real to some of you people.... Nikki Sixx

  8. Anonymous9:24 PM

    now we need PR Dad to choose his 5 hot n sexy ladies...i will check for the update later hahaha us guys wanna see some hot girls!

  9. Uhhhhhhhh. Ok, I'll play.

    Vin Diesel--the man's voice alone could make my chonies fall off. Then someone told me he was half black...and that just made him seem more appealing. LOL

    Ryan Reynolds--that is one hot white boy.

    Chris Cornell--He is getting older but I will always remember him with the long, grunge hair and blue eyes. FINE!

    I also have a large, gratuitous list of Latino actors...Esai Morales, Jesse Borego ("El Duran"----woooooboy!), Benjamin Bratt, to name a few.

    What about Jay Hernandez? He was in that Nothing Like the Holidays movie and hot damn...dude is fine! Plus they had him all thugged out with tattoos on his neck. YUM

    Wilmer Valderrama.
    Terrence Howard.
    Will Smith.
    And Salma Hayek.


  10. Anonymous2:27 PM

    Gael García Bernal & Diego Luna -ménage à trois (that counts as one!)

    Donnie Darko -Jake Gyllenhaal but in character

    Johnny Depp -21 Jump Street, anyone got a time machine?

    Rivers Cuomo freakin' cute!

    Seth Rogen -what can I say? I'm a big girl and I dig on the cute chubby funny dudes!

  11. Anonymous1:02 PM

    (In no particular order): Christian Bale, Tom Brady, Josh Duhamel, David Beckham (though I fear that would be terribly disappointing) and Donnie Wahlberg (for old time's sake). JVS


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